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Rogue Pizza Drone unleashes Saucefall

Early this Sunday morning, Facility Security observed an unauthorized pizza delivery drone (Model PX-47) breach containment protocols, releasing dozens of freshly baked pepperoni pizzas across Hallway 3D.

Drone releasing pizzas Site personnel describe a scene of flying pies and ricocheting crates, with tomato sauce coating walls and creating a slip hazard. Initial analysis suggests a firmware glitch in the grease-sensing module triggered an emergency payload dump.

Security Chief Lt. Ras. Aborn commented:

"We've never seen such a culinary bombardment. It's both impressive and dangerously delicious. We're investigating how grease interfered with the drone's navigation—until then, keep your hard hats on and your ovens off."

Operations have been temporarily halted in the affected corridor while cleanup crews deploy specialized mopping drones.


Timeline of Events:
  • 02:12 AM - PX-47 initiates unscheduled departure from Kitchen Hangar

  • 02:15 AM - Drone crosses Sector B security perimeter

  • 02:17 AM - Payload release sequence begins mid-flight

  • 02:18 AM - Emergency alert issued; personnel advised to seek cover

  • 02:25 AM - Drone lands in Central Atrium; recovery teams secure the unit

In other news

The upcoming workshop on “Grease-Resistant Gear: Next-Gen PPE” is scheduled for July 10th. Invitation links will be distributed via internal channels.

Evan, 05.07.2025